The Privet Hedge

1959

Created by jenny madden 14 years ago
My girls loved hearing stories of Chris and I and what we got up to. The one they liked the best is when we went to Sedgehill School and we had to come home together. I had a cookery lesson and had made doughnuts and he wanted some. I wouldnt let him have any he moaned at me all the way home. I had enough by the time we got to Peak Hill so I shoved him into a hedge and left him there. When I got home mum asked where he was and I said that I had left him down the road in a bush. I got a clout and had to go and get him. He was still in the hedge shouting and swearing. All you could see was his legs flapping about. I pulled him out and he said a few choice words but we went home the best of friends.